Over at Vanity Fair there’s an interesting piece about Ivanka Trumps escapades when she was attending a posh girl’s school. According to her childhood best friend... One of the earliest memories I have of Ivanka from before we were friends is when she blamed a fart on a classmate. Some time later, she goaded me and a few other girls into flashing our breasts out the window of our classroom in what has since been labeled the “flashing the hot dog man” incident in Chapin lore. Ivanka had basically been the ringleader, but she pleaded her innocence to the headmistress and got off scot-free. The rest of us were suspended. It figures...
And the Nobel Prize for farting goes to...