Before it’s too late, get your arse over to a bar and order a few dozen Margaritas. ‘Cos today is National Margarita Day. Whoopee!!! To make this a full blown “Margarita Monday.” Best-selling tequila brand Jose Cuervo is giving its fans a chance to win $8, the average cost of a margarita, if they thank Todd McCalla, who founded the holiday, which is held annually on Feb. 22. Yes indeed, get totally pissed on bad booze, and you might win eight fucking dollars. Isn’t capitalism great?
The Tuesday after “Margarita Monday.”