The big news at the CPAC summit for MAGA right wing fascists is the unveiling of a giant gold statue of Der Trumpf. The over sized statue has a golden head and navy suit jacket, white shirt and red tie. Bizarrely, the twice impeached, one term former president also sports stars-and-stripes shorts. The statue is fitting because of the golden thread that runs through Trump’s ultimate bad taste, always failing career. The intelligence dossier of Christopher Steele, a former MI6 officer, contained the salacious allegation that Der Obergropenfuhrer watched hookers perform “golden showers” by urinating on each other in a Russian hotel room in 2013. Don’t the religious freaks down in Orlando know that there’s something in the Bible about not worshiping false idols? And they don't come any falser than him.
Suitably gross and ugly.