Following on from his awful TV ad of a couple of weeks ago, yesterday Kanye West splashed out on a double page ad in the New York Times. As expected, it was inane drivel and would have no effect on the NYT readers. Apparently, he wrote the copy himself and it includes gems like this... “Dear Future, I still believe in you. We still believe in you. Even in our darkest moments, We believe.” As the letter “W” is capitalized, Kanye is referring to himself in the royal fashion. This gem of advertising probably cost him close to half a million dollars for the buy... But fuck it. That’s chump change for Kanye. All he has to do is sell more of his pathetic clothing line and his mind numbing music to the douchenozzles that love him (‘Cos, he’s God) and the coffers are re-charged.
White cotton tee by Kanye... Yours for $200.