Did you see the president’s $20,000 a day lawyer-in-chief, Rudy “Nosferatu” Giuliani at yesterday’s bizarre press conference where he made the usual far-fetched claims of a “communist” plot to rig voting machines, berated reporters and sweated so profusely that hair dye dripped down both his cheeks. “What I’m describing to you is a massive fraud,” Giuliani said. “It isn’t a little teeny one.” He also cited the Joe Pesci legal-comedy “My Cousin Vinny” during a nearly hour-long ferago before anyone else on the self-described “elite strike force team” of Trump lawyers managed to get a word in edgewise. No, you can’t make this shit up. Hopefully, It’ll be over soon.
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