Ace AdScamer “Sir Martin Sorrell” (No, not the actual Poisoned Dwarf) points us in the direction of a Sotheby’s MayDay: Covid-19 Charity Auction, in which Lot 8 is the opportunity to spend a full “virtual” hour with His Gnomeship picking his brains for pointers on starting your own business. It was estimated the bidding could go as high as one million fucking dollars. I can’t find out what it finally went for, you need to be a toff Sotheby wanker for that. Anyone finding out and informing me gets a “virtual” hug from Kate after enjoying “virtual” drinks in Shepherds Market with Sir Martin.
A real hug’ll cost you two million!