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Not trying to be callous here, but for fuck sake is this ever going to stop? When is this country going to stand up and say enough is enough. Fuck the IRA, fuck Trump, fuck anyone who believes in the second amendment. That was created in the days of single shot muzzle loading eighteen century weapons. The only people who need assault weapons now are fucktards who want to kill lots of people. Thoughts and prayers my arse.
Dancing while the US burns...
It would seem that the cozy relationship between the rifle toting loonies and Virginia ad agency Ackerman McQueen has finally hit the rocks with the news that they are shuttering the Alexandria office and laying off fifty employees. So, the $50 million yearly golden eggs are over and Wayne Lapierre will have to find a new agency to fund his million dollar perks. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of wankers.
Kate approves.
Oh dear, oh dear... After just 13 episodes, MSNBC has pulled the plug on “Saturday Night Politics,” a disaster of a show hosted by ace wanker and blowhard, Donny Deutsch. Amazingly the show never caught on with viewers, which should have come as no surprise to the network as this is far from the first cancellation for Deutsch, whose CNBC show “The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch,” was scrapped in 2008 after less than one season. His other shows were trashed in 2010, 2013 and 2015, according to TV Newser. it's funny that even though he is a super critic of Der Trumpf, his life is a mirror image of his, personally and business wise. I guess that's what makes this country great, right? Wanna bet Donny's got all kinds of incriminating pea pictures of MSNBC execs?
Donny before...
Donny after...
'Cos Donny is always Donny... Dumb.
So the latest fitness fad, SoulCycle, is about to go public with an IPO expected to raise $500 million. It's best summed up in this piece from Eric Griffith of The New York Times... “Fitness is a historically faddish category. Exercise manias, from the Thighmaster to Tae Bo, have all come and gone. SoulCycle pulled its initial public offering entirely. For Peloton, some troublesome signs have emerged. The company’s losses have more than quadrupled in the last year. It is embroiled in legal fights over music and patents. Competitors and copycats are moving in aggressively. And the boutique spinning craze has started to wane.” Apart from that, everything is going swimmingly. Oooops sorry, wrong sport. Remember Groupon?
Don't forget. It doesn't work if you don't wear black.
They might take your Nordic Track in exchange. Yeah!
It's Wednesday, and my good mate "Al The Failed Physicist," wants to know what happened to Wednesday Hitler? Yes, I still do Friday Kate Days, but have got tardy with my Hitler posts... So... Here we go, Hitler is back... Have a nice day!
That Al... What a guy!
This week, for some reason or other, the nation has gone chicken mad. First Popeye's real chicken sandwiches sold out. Now KFC has proved that whether the chicken is the real thing or not, people will queue to get some of the world's unhealthiest food. The Colonel went plant-based at one Atlanta restaurant on Tuesday to test out its Beyond Meat fake Fried "Chicken" on real humans. And the real humans lined up around the block for the popcorn chicken and "wings", until supply ran out less than five hours into the promotion. They even painted the fucking building green!
Personally, I prefer pork!
Did you see the news the other day about a lady by the name of Tana Goertz who is an ex Apprentice contestant and currently a Trump Iowa campaign employee. This incredibly dumb woman had this to say about Der Trumpf... “I know this man. I know his stamina. There’s not a person alive that literally has done so much for a female, for the female population. I can’t think of one person, except for Mother Teresa. I mean, literally, who has done more for women in office than Donald Trump?” Did you get the bit about knowing his stamina... You know what that means... Right? And forget about Mother Teresa... What about "Mother" Pence?
Tiny... Mushroom shaped... But stamina... Yeah.
I never cease to be amazed at the irrationality of the fucktards down on Wall Street. Friday the Dow tanked big time. Today, Dow futures are up big time. Why? 'Cos Der Trumpf said Chinese officials had called "twice" over the weekend to discuss trade talks with his administration. He would not say whether he personally spoke with his counterpart Xi Jinping recently, and a Chinese official denied any knowledge of phone calls over the weekend. So, he could just be making the whole thing up, it wouldn't be the first fucking time would it. He put the icing on the cake with this... "I think we're going to have a deal, because now we're dealing on proper terms. They understand and we understand. Very big things are happening with China." He's a raving, imbecilic idiot, only surpassed in sheer stupidity by the douchenozzles on Wall Street.
Would I make shit up?
"Cos that's the small community situated right next door to where Elon "Nutty" Musk is going to be test firing his SpaceX's Starhopper tonight. Musk tells us that the FAA wanted more “hazard analysis”, meaning that the US aviation administration had concerns that Starhopper could pose a serious threat to local residents in nearby Boca Chica Village. At the very least smashing every window in every building. Serves 'em right for living in "Shithole" Florida!
He's put a Tesla in space. Next, your house.
