Super Nozzle, Elon Musk, is up to his old tricks again. This time resurrecting his barmy idea about dropping nuclear bombs all over Mars to improve the atmosphere, so that we can go there and bask in the balmy temperatures whilst building "Musk-Opolis." He's even got T-Shirts you can wear whilst you are doing it. Maybe he could get Der Trumpf to test his atomic climate idea on Greenland first.
First Greenland, then Mars.
Like the Model T... You have a choice of one color... Black!