You will be thrilled, thrilled I say, to hear that MDHC (Mini Dumb Holding Company,) MDC posted nearly 12% organic growth in its second quarter. Spokesnozzles for the company claim "this is a testament to MDC's modern and flexible operating model, and our unique culture and entrepreneurial mindset," No it isn't you stupid fucker, it's 'cos you finally got rid of CEO, Miles Nadal. Yes this is the wanker bought himself a McLaren P1 racing car… Which is at least a million dollar/goony car. He then spent a dumpster load of dough having it hand painted in the color of his dick, or something. ‘Cos that’s what you do when you fuck your shareholders… And they were stupid enough to put up with that shit for years!
Well, you have to get to the private jet quickly before the Martinis and the caviar get warm!