Loyal AdScamers will know, I am not exactly a fan of American fast food offerings, much preferring fish & chips, or tripe and onions washed down with a pint of Boddingtons. So, I was not exactly thrilled to read that Cheetos is opening a high end restaurant. "The Spotted Cheetah," in Tribeca. A place once described to me by a Fourth Reich neighbor as the place where the communists and fagots live. You can guess what their idea of high end is... It will feature Cheetos meatballs. Cheetos tacos. Fried pickles crusted with Cheetos. How about cheesecake crusted with—you guessed it—Cheetos. Fuck... Bring on the lard butties.
Aaaah lard... Food doesn't come any healthier than that.