Oh dear, oh fucking dear, news today that a massive cyberattack purportedly designed to take down the Ukrainian government has also affected “several” agencies across the WPP network. At the moment, WPP offices around the world have no access to internal Wi-Fi, and email systems and are facing significant outages. The company’s website is also currently down. Obviously this means we cannot read the Poisoned Dwarf's pontifical statements on the current state of the ad biz. Particularly when it comes to American quarterbacks. Is it just me, or does he sound pissed?
What exactly is a quarterback/ Is it half a fullback?