Did you see that Whole Foods (Whole Pay Packet) is looking for a new creative agency... Mmmm, smells a bit as Amazon is about to buy them, so why not wait until you have trousered the billions Bezos is about to dump in your lap. Mind you, as is common these days, the incumbent has only had the account for a couple of years. If I was an agency I would only pitch an account that swore on their children's heads that they would stick around for at least five years. Yeah, I know... Fat chance. Wait for the Poisoned Dwarf to punt "Team Whole Fuck." Will work for past sell by date shit.
What about "Team Whole Fag?"