Just to keep you occupied between Hitler and Kate, MoreAboutAdvertising, has a mind numbing thirty eight minute video of the Poisoned Dwarf giving yet another speech at yet another conference telling us what is coming next in the world of advertising and why WPP will control every fucking thing through “data investment management.” Which is arse-speak for “research.” Anyway, the important thing is that throughout most of the video, His Gnomeship is bright GREEN. Stephen suggests he might be from Mars. Although I have it on good authority he was born in one of the two Harrods parking spaces he had to give to his first wife as part of the divorce settlement when she caught him fucking around.
Would you believe that now I have to park the "Roller" on the fucking street. But I do own the street!