Danica Patrick, the GoDaddy Global Car Crashing Ambassadress, is about to see the end of her sponsorship in NASCAR, you know, that form of motor sport which requires brain dead spectators to watch humungously powered cars go round in a circle for hour after fucking hour in the hope that we’ll see gigantic crashes and people on fire. But hey, it’s no worse than cock fighting, which they probably do in the car park. Anyway, Phil Bienert, Chief Marketing Nozzle at Go Daddy says he is working on a “Personal Services Contract” with Danica… You dirty old fucker!
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