Well-Oh-Well-O-Fucking-Well… JP Morgan and Wells Fargo fess up to the fact that their loan officers received kick-backs for steering mortgage borrowers to a Maryland Title company. Whodafuckingthunkit? They will pay mega-millions in fines, without admitting guilt… Can someone please explain what this oh so, fucking bizarre American legal procedure is all about? If you are paying mega millions for fucking your clients, how can you not be guilty? In the meantime, JP Morgan and Wells Fargo will continue on their merry way… Fucking the always compliant and ready to bend over consumer up the arse. As the inventor of the vacuum cleaner once said… “The business of America is fucking consumers up the arse.” Feel free to Quote AdScam on that. It’s as fucktardily correct as we can endevour to be after our lunch hour martinis
The official gnarly old fucker's response... Anything is possible, if you have the right lips!