No sooner did I post about wondering why people continue to pay big bucks to attend conferences where client/agency douchenozzles spout the same old shit and go on and fucking on as if they have found the Holy Grail… Then I get an email asking did I register for IGNITION yet? I can still snag a ticket at a $300 discount reducing the normal $2995.00 fee to a paltry $2695.00! Some of the topics will include: mobile, Google, Facebook, Apple, the future of digital including TV, radio, and news; kids and social media, anonymity, programmatic advertising, virtual reality, the internet of things, and many more artisanaly curated holistic subjects. Oh, be still my fluttering heart… Every item on the agenda would appear to be crap thousands of other conferences have already beaten the shit out of. Best bit is the sign-off… Join us for three days of deep dives, extended conversations, and awesome networking. If a junior writer presented that kind of copy to me… I would have the fucker impaled on the antenna atop the Empire State Building with a big sign round their neck saying… I write shit for douchenozzles in the hope it will attract fucktards. The sad part is… They’ll probably sell out.
"Ignition" The place for "Deep Dives!"