Today is Thanksgiving. A strange American holiday that celebrates the arrival of the pilgrims to liberate the locals from their un-Christian like bad habits and introduce them to the pleasures of ride-through “Big Turkey’s” and “Super-Sized” corn fries. Here in the Fourth Reich, we celebrate in our own particular way. The Fuhrer hosts a giant Schnitzel Roast with Super Sized Sauerkraut, all washed down with giant foaming steins of real fucking beer. The Bud Light is used for washing the Panzers parked at the entrance to the AdScam Bunker. Cyanide pills accompanied with genuine Idaho Potato vodka will be served for “Afters.” Sieg Heil!
The Turkey Whopper, Mein Fuhrer, was a CP+B invention!