In my post yesterday, “Advertising Explained,” I ranted about the fucktard from Diageo who had all the answers for creating great advertising. In my Fourth Reich potato vodka fueled writing frenzy, I had forgotten that Diageo owned Johnnie Walker and that BBH has, for fifteen years, produced some of the World’s greatest booze advertising on behalf of the brand, including the Robert Carlisle classic six minute, single take spot… “The Man Who Walked Around the World.” Now, AdWeek is asking the question… “Even BBH’s rivals wonder why Johnnie Walker is in review.” Obviously, the answer is because the fucktard from Diageo, referenced at the beginning of this rant, is a fucking fucktard. Here endeth today’s sermon on the current state of the Church of Advertising.
I kept on walking, 'till I fell down!