Alfred Maskeroni, “curator” of weird fucking ads over at AdFreak, has dug up one from Brazil pimping Skol lager as the beer of choice for vampires. Yeah, that’s why everyone in the spot hangs upside down from various objects and has a pale green skin tone. The voice over scolds the sun for attempting to come up and deny them their night time hours to drink this nun’s piss excuse for beer. And yes, you knew this was coming… Why is the VO in English…? Do Brazilian vampires not speak Portuguese? And, I sincerely want to know this. If you enter a UK/USA spot for a Brazilian awards show, what fucking language should it be in… Swahili?
What's wrong with Nun's Piss?
How about Fuhrer Piss?