It would seem that the first quarter financials for the Poisoned Dwarf’s evil empire are not looking too rosy today. Something to do with WPP’s overseas income being hammered by the high value of the British pound… God Bless the Queen! And as he’s been buying up hundreds of wanky little companies all over the fucking globe, that aren’t producing much of any income to begin with, His Gnomeship will have to start economizing. This will mean the fresh flowers delivered twice daily to the Gramercy Park Love nest will now be reduced to once a day. Oh, and he will start a massive series of layoffs. Mostly creative’s. His legions of “Math Men” can relax. He knows which side of his bread the caviar is on!
God bless the Kate!