Following on from my last post about the momentous name change of JWT back to J. Walter Thompson, rumors are circulating that the Poisoned Dwarf is about to announce the changing of WPP back to its full original name… Wire and Plastic Products. And, in order to comply with the BDHC’s new “Nomenclature Policy” everyone working at the Evil Empire’s headquarters will henceforth be known as “Artisanal Curators of Grocery Assemblage and Transportation Accoutrements.” In order to facilitate the process, His Gnomeship has arranged to have “Mr. Whipple” dug up and serve as “Global Nomenclature Squeezing Ambassador.” That is, until they decide to change J. Walter Thompson back to JWT. Does anyone at these places actually do fucking advertising anymore?
Ladies… Please don’t squeeze the name!