OK… O fucking K. Several people have hammered me on my “Best Agency in the Fucking Universe” post… “Cos, what the fuck about Wieden + Kennedy? Who were actually founded a full year before GS+P. So, are therefore the winners in the longevity stakes? However, although both have done their share of not quite, “Ultimo Primo” work W+K has done more than their fair share of clunkers… Velveeta Lusty Smithy, anyone? Plus, W+K lustically sucked on the Nike tit for the first dozen years of their existence (And, as a matter of fact still do, for fuck’s sake.) Whereas GS+P has done an incredible variety of work for an incredible variety of clients. In my pathetic geriatric judgment, that makes a big difference. Plus the W+K London Office far outshines the Portlandia hangout. O fucking K, Neil… Send the check to the usual Zurich numbered account.
Oh dear, oh fucking dear!