The good news is that my “Klout Score” has gone up again. The bad news is that I still have no fucking idea what Klout is. On the subject of unanswerable questions, as we progress through the weeks until the night of the Oscars, the major papers are full of ads pimping the various movies that may be in the running. All these ads are prefaced with the line… “For Your Consideration.” So I assume they are aimed at the members of the Academy who will be voting on all this shit. The cost of all these pages and spreads in the major media aimed at a few hundred people must run into the millions. So, here is my AdScam brilliant suggestion of the week… Bribe the fuckers. How do you think I got my Klout score up?
Don't ask me!