It’s not yet 2014, but the “Poisoned Dwarf” has enlightened us with his thoughts and predictions for the coming year. First off, he goes on about four “Grey Swans.” Obviously he doesn’t want to overshadow dear old David, who was always on the lookout for “Trumpeter Swans.” He’s bullish (lots of animal metaphors being slung around here) about China, Russia and Egypt. Fuck all that democracy bullshit… It’s business, right? He is though a bit concerned about Brazil’s capacity to host the World Cup and the Olympics. No concerns about WPP’s Brazilian agencies when it comes to producing fake ads for Cannes. One of his priorities for WPP is “Horizontality.” As a shareholder, I hope that doesn’t mean lying down on the job. He also drops another veiled hint about taking over Interpublic… Remember, the all knowing AdScam guarantees it. AdScam also guarantees that “His Gnomeship” will continue to make ten times more money than anyone else in the Ad Biz.
Olympics my arse!!!