I just got an email from Tumblr congratulating me for AdScam turning four today… Hello you fucking douchenozzles, AdScam is nine years old today. As I understand it, Tumblr is a “microblogging platform and social networking website.” Which sounds like exactly what I am fucking doing right now. That’s what I don’t understand about all this shit. Everything seems to be the same as everything else. Yeah some allow you to post pictures of your fucking shoe collection or your dog dressed up as the Poisoned Dwarf. Others allow you to post pictures of your dick or tits, which they promise will disappear after ten seconds… But as everyone with half a fucking brain knows, shit like that NEVER goes away. And don’t get me started on Klout!
You fucking heard me!