You will be pleased to know that along with Goldman Sachs, Apple is doing God’s work! According to “The Cookster,” Apple is not just the world's most highly valued company – with a market capitalization of $478 fucking billion – The CEO-Nozzle also claims “It is a force for good, by improving working conditions or the environment." He said that by, "standing up for human rights, helping eliminate AIDS, or reinventing education, Apple is making substantial contributions to society." The work to eliminate AIDS was recognized by Saint Bono as he arrived with his Louis Vuiton luggage at yet another “Global Initiative Conference” in a suitably exotic location where Sting was hugging trees. So get the fuck out there and buy more iShit, otherwise we are all fucked!
Sting is a fucktard, but Bono is a Twat!