In case you missed it… John “I used to be in advertising” Wren and Maurice “I smell smoke” Levy -- who will serve as co-CEOs (Yeah… That’ll fucking work!) Of Uber BDHC, “PubicCom” for 30 months until Levy retires and joins the Paris Sapeur-Pompiers, and Wren becomes sole CEO for a few million a month – have said the reason for the merger is the need to fight the increasing pressures of “Digital media giants,” “Big Data,” and the “Acceleration” of industrial change as the core rationale behind the deal. If true, it gives impetus to others -- especially WPP, which will be “Dwarfed,” but not of the “Poisoned” kind, by “PubicCom” in every respect, including market value, revenue, profit, and especially marketplace leverage, to jump on the Uber-Merger bandwagon… Which means next on the block will be Interpublic, a fucked up organization Sorrell can buy with the loose change behind the cushions of his Barco-Lounger, and Michael “I know insurance” Roth will walk with fucking billions.
Has anyone noticed that during this whole farrago of bigness bullshit and excess, there isn’t a single fucking mention of the end product these Uber-BDHC’s are supposedly in business to provide… Advertising... Yeah I vaguely remember that!
The "PubicCom" motto!