Just last week I posted how poor old Eric Schmidt was down to his last few billions and was being forced to unload $1.45 billion in Google stock? Well, now we know why… A report just out suggests that he needs the bundles of “readies” to pay off his wife for a divorce. “He is towards a transition and an amicable separation and settlement with his wife," a source told the New York Post. "They are both very private, so they're quietly dividing up assets without drawing attention. There's been no paperwork filed." Ha. How the fuck can you not draw attention when you are divvying up several billion? It would appear that Eric has been spending a lot of time in New York with Council on Foreign Relations exec Lisa Shields, for whom he just bought a Dutch Warmblood show-jumping horse. Shit, he could have bought her all of fucking Holland with his dosh. Incidentally, when the split goes through, this will break the existing record for the most expensive divorce ever… Guess who holds the record… That’s right… The Wizened of Oz.
First your hair drops out... Then your dick drops off!