I know I go on and fucking on about what a giant wank social media is… Yes, I use it… To pimp fucking books… Not to tell you how many rounds of toast I had this morning. Actually, it was a six-pack. But anyway, the proof that it’s all gone tits up is the news that Rupert Murdoch, yes the Wizened of Oz, is now on Twitter! As you would expect, most people are abusing the shit out of the old fart. One of his tweets tells us that he took the kids “uboating!” Does that mean he’s bought the little rich fuckers Das Boot? Or, maybe he’s just bought them Germany. He can afford it. Although, I’m sure Wendy is keeping tabs on the household accounts. Those horse tranquilizers every night are fucking expensive. Anyway, the old fucker is only following four people, one of which is Lord Sugar, who’s a mate of the rancid Piers Morgan. It’s obviously some kind of pseudo journalist phone hacking ring.
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