Following on from my last post about the SocialNozzles… As you all know, Area 51 is where the US Government has hidden all the fucking aliens (You go to the movies, right?) Well now a Nevada brothel owner has decided to offer alien-hungry tourists the chance to get laid in a sci-fi themed “House of Ill Repute.” A veteran bordello operator, Dennis Hof, has acquired a knocking shop 90 miles north of Las Vegas which, with the creative input of none other than La La Land madam Heidi Fleiss, will cater to "all flavors of geek fantasy". The extraterrestrial riding academy will become the "Area 51 Alien Travel Center". Hof explained that Fleiss' role is that of "Chief Alien Design Queen.” and will be tasked with creating alien hookers likely to appeal to all the Silicon Valley freaks expected to descend on the hot new attraction. William Shatner will provide the entertainment.
REMEMBER… You MUST vote for “Miss Van Der Volt.”
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