In case any of you have the odd Amazon gift voucher lying around and you’ve run out of family members you can “gift” Confessions of a Mad Man to. I just got an eMail from Mr. Bezos with the good news that there’s a special offer of 5% off from the Norman Mailer, Bert Stern book about Marilyn Monroe. Now it is only a mere NINE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FOUR fucking dollars. But you’d better hurry, there’s only seven left. On the other hand, there’s quite a few copies of Madonna's SEX epic kicking around for a couple of hundred dollars. Published in 1992, Madonna was only fifty at the time. Can’t remember how old I was. Happy New year, and to make 2012 perfect…
REMEMBER… You MUST vote for “Miss Van Der Volt.”
Wait 'till my "Kate" book comes out!