OK… So, it’s fucking Christmas. All the Air Jordan’s are sold out. They have duct taped the doors back on the MallNozzles. We are sat here waiting for the grub, hopefully having started on the booze… And if not, why not… Are you some kind of “Girly-Man?” Draft/FCB is still without a New York CD. Michael Roth’s $5 million Christmas hamper has arrived from Barneys. The Wizened of Oz is enjoying the Christmas cream pie Wendy saved before going off to replenish her horse tranquilizers. The Poisoned Dwarf is figuring out how best to disguise his $96 million TBE (Thick Brown Envelope) as a “performance bonus.” BDA’s will continue to get dumber. BDC’s will continue to get smarter, and BDHC’s will continue to think they can continue to operate like fucking insurance companies, or uber-pimps. At the end of the day, advertising as we used to know it, and love it, will have transmogrified into a vast wasteland of putrefaction. Apart from that… Have a great Holiday. Get fucked up. Enjoy yourself. Burn what little money you have left. It will buy even less next year. In the meantime… Greetings from the entire AdScam staff…
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