This just in… Supersizing – Big Mac’ing – Flame Broiling – Double Cheeseburging, and every other variation of fast food, fucks up your brain. It’s official, A report in “Neurology” says that junk food shrinks your brain (and probably your “willie”) And washing it down with a Diet Coke won’t help you. Burger King’s King is a fucking assassin. The frat/fart boys at CP+B, who are still peddling Dominos cardboard & ketchup pizzas, are on a mission to give you dementia. Alex worked this out while stuffing the old Swiss bank account. That’s why he retired to “The Shed” with the Dalai Llama to save the world with with basketball hoops made out of old street signs. The guy is a saint, the rest of you are marked down for Alzheimer’s. How many times do I have to fucking tell you… Alcohol expands everything, brains, intellects, willies. And, as you all know, I am never fucking wrong.
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