Contrary to all the rumors flying around town… No, I shall not be joining Draft/FCB, New York, as their new Creative Director. The current holder of the position, Darren Moran, had a short, and somewhat unmemorable fourteen months at the helm of the “Agency of the Past,” and has decided to move on to something else, or as he is reputed to have said… “I will fucking move on to anything else to get out of this shithole!” Obersturmbannfuhrer Boschetto is currently holding interviews in the “Corner Gym!” Candidates for the job will be expected to demonstrate their ability to “Rumble” creatively all night long. They will also be expected to synergistically ideate the curation of the creative principles of “Emeritus Global CD Idgy!” And even though he keeps sending me cases of “Effen – Fuckin – Effen” from NoBu, the whereabouts of Howard at the moment are a complete fucking mystery.
OK... He's fucking perfect!