Oh dear… It would seem that the retail shit is really hitting the fan. Following my earlier Sears news, now it would appear that J. C. Penney has fallen out of love with Saatchi’s Kev "I always wear black" Roberts and his LoveMarks super con job. Now he has a legit reason for wearing black. Perhaps Le Maitre Levy will relegate Mr. Lovemarks to the dog house (remember that?) where he can study next years rugby fixture list, whilst deciding which five star hotel to next review on his pathetic blog. Even though Penney’s has been spending less in the last couple of years, it’s still a fucking huge piece of business for Saatchi’s to lose. You see kiddies. Always listen to uncle AdScam… Love rarely lasts forever, particularly in the world’s most fucked up business. What’s next Kev… Motel 6 and Ryanair?
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