In its continuing quest to prove that when it comes to really, really fucking bad retail advertising, CP+B can scrape the bottom of the barrel as easily as every other fucktard agency out there… Check out this epic for BestBuy. Santa gets taken down by a retard mum on the roof of your average Boulder Shed. Followed by giant product pictures, supers, discounts and breathless voice overs spelling out this weeks “Santa Deal.” Absolute shit. Why the hell AdForum would feature this, and why CP+B would own up to doing it, is beyond me. So, what’s to look forward to - Ozzie and Justin redux in the SuperBowl peddling G12 phones? Instead, watch a real fucking ad that demonstrates the true spirit of Christmas for UNICEF… It’s from Forsman & Bodenfors… That's an agency in Sweden. Sweden... Not fucking Boulder. Boulder!
Ha, wouldn't it be fucking great if I told everyone in the universe how tiny his tiny dick actually is?