Did you hear about the Hurd The Turd letter that has just come to light? Even though the wanker has fought for months to keep it out of the gnarly public view, what we all guessed, is now official… Former Hewlett-Packard Co. Chief Executive Officer Mark Hurd tried to persuade Jodie Fisher to have sex and kissed and touched her inappropriately while she was a company events contractor, according to a much-contested letter that was ordered to be released by a court. Apart from trying to knob the poor girl, he also drove her fucking nuts with his claims of mistresses in New York and San Francisco and that many women were “crazy about” him, including singer Sheryl Crow. What a fucktard!!! And get this… At a final meeting in Boise, Idaho, in October 2009, Hurd “grabbed and kissed” Fisher. The meetings made her nervous and worried about her employment status. Well Duh! Anyway, how dare the douchenozzle sully the name of my fair town. I shall have to talk to the local militia about this. Hurd The Turd is Toast!
REMEMBER… You MUST vote for “Miss Van Der Volt.”
We do not tolerate perverts in Boise!