In an AdAge article published late yesterday, we are informed that Draft/FCB, Chicago has cut “about” 100 of its staff because of the loss of the SC Johnson account. This is obviously a fucking lie… It’s more. When asked for a definitive number, the fucktards refused to supply one. Insiders tell me it’s a lot more than one hundred, plus between 2 and 3 hundred worldwide. Best of all was this statement, from de-frocked religious person, Laurence Boschetto, global CEO and president of Draft/FCB, who said: "With SCJ moving elsewhere, we naturally had to take a close look at our staffing levels to make sure they were aligned with current client needs. We had closed down many open jobs several months ago in the event that the SCJ decision did not go our way, and that has helped to lessen the impact of that decision." Well thank fuck for your foresight Lo baby… Now the IPG shareholders can gratefully spring for those gold plated barbells you’ve been “lusting” after for the corner gym. All is well in the “Agency of the Future!”
Save the barbells!