The rumors are swirling that since Dennis Ryan (one of the original good guys) has departed Element 79 for greener pastures at Olson, in Minneapolis. There might be some very Chicagoan maneuvers taking place to put Mark Modesto and “Idgy” Harries into Element 79 as a lethal combination to win the SC Johnson account. Oh my fucking God… The appalling thing is that this might be some kind of genius master fucking plan on the agencies part, I mean these are the two most un-talented, evil fucktards on the planet… Which, when you consider the truly awful advertising SCJ has dished up over the years, makes them prime candidates. All of which simply reinforces my long standing supposition that we earn our daily crust in the world’s most fucked up business.
Happens... In Chicago!