A loyal AdScammer, who must remain anonymous, ‘cos he works at XX&X’s shitasmic shop, has pointed me in the direction of “Things Real People Don’t Say About Advertising.” Very fucking funny. Readers are encouraged to make submissions. A couple of samples below, many more at the site. The funniest thing about it is that I have sat through many meetings where people actually say shit like this, as I am sure, have many of you. Douchenozzles never die!
One from column A.
One from column B.