Tom’s comment on Billings, rather than BumFuck, has reminded me of the most amazing fucking bar I have ever been in… And I’ve been in lots of bars! In Great Falls, Montana, is the Sip n’ Dip bar, located in the O’Haire Motor Motel. Not much to look at from the outside, with a Hawaiian “Tiki” motif… But when you get inside, behind the bar is a giant fish tank… And swimming in it are real MERMAIDS! No fucking kidding. There’s an old bird hammering away on a Hammond organ, the drinks are big and cheap and everyone is fucked up. The King Cole Bar it ain’t, But it was voted #1 bar in the fucking world by GQ magazine in 2003… No kidding. Next time you’re on your way to BumFuck, stop off in Great Falls and say Hi to the MERMAIDS!
Genuine Montana Mermaids!