It’s no secret that the Wizened of Oz is convinced he can get the world to pay big bucks for digital versions of his pusillanimous News Corp rags. Yeah, maybe the Wall Street Journal, but the fucking New York Post… You’ve got to be kidding me. Now, in the UK, he’s just launched an iPad digital version of the News of the World. This shitasmic joke of a “newspaper” is published every Sunday and is essential reading if your literary tastes extend no further than checking out which celebrity is currently fucking another celebrity. Lots of tits & arse pictures, and pop music trivia… But, here’s the best bit… The digital edition costs about thirty cents more than the print version. Not that it matters much, I doubt there are many Football Hooligan, News of the World readers, who actually own an iPad!
Don't kick my fucking iPad!