Wow… How about the news today that Mark Hurd, CEO of Hewlett Packard has resigned because of allegations of sexual harassment and generally fucking around with a former HP contactor! Holy shit! Carly Fiorina must be wetting her knickers at this news. She only got fired for almost destroying the company through a combination of ineptitude, greed and avarice. But Mark, baby, getting caught with your trousers down around your ankles is a big no-no in Silicon Valley. But not to worry… He will probably walk with a fucking giant golden parachute, and get hired as CEO of another company run by a douchenozzle board of directors… Isn’t capitalism great?
I wasn't doing it in the gararge... Honest!