This just in from Austin… The “Agency of the Future” has fired all the creative directors, they have taken ninety nine percent of the content out of the website (it's just a list of offices now.) Torrence Boone is toast after they promoted him to CHAIRMAN, in charge of "special projects." That lasted all of one month, and then they just bounced him out altogether. Gone. Fucking gone! And no one has a clue where he went. Now some douchenozzle by the name of Ronnie Job, from the Copenhagen office, is the “CEO of the Month.” There isn’t a word about this on any of the news sites. The Poisoned Dwarf is obviously in full damage control. Boone probably got a huge fucking pay off if he promises to keep his mouth shut. Besides which, along with Ken Segall, he’s fucking unemployable for a long time. Enfatico is now just the production unit for the Dell work coming out of Wunderman, which is tasked with churning out work at bargain-basement prices. And that’s the kind of operation Ronnie Job built in Europe, so he's perfect for the job. If I was a WPP shareholder (oh, I am… Five fucking shares!) I’d have some pretty hard questions for Sorrell before he picks up his $96 million performance bonus!
What... Me worry?