Anyone who reads the various trades and blogs covering this truly fucked up shitasmic business… Has to wonder about the never ending, continually reported demise of “Global Marketing Chief Russ Klein” from his uber-wanktastic position at Burger King… OK, this time, it’s for good. Explained as “Leaving for personal reasons”… Ha, fucking Ha… The only time anyone leaves for personal reasons is when they have no other choice. Apparently after six consecutive years of positive sales growth, sales began to slip in march, and the franchisees (i.e. douchenozzles) began to demand someone’s head. No surprise there…But I’ll bet there’s some worried frat boys trashing their skate boards in Boulder!
It's just like selling burgers!