As winter is fast approaching, in my continuing search to improve AdScammer’s quality of life, I’ve come across something of great benefit to the ladies. A Japanese company, Thanko, has a wonderful solution to those unfortunate females whose nipples get cold during winter days at the computer, tweeting, friending, or playing fucking Farmville — The USB Bust Beauty Pad. Just plus it into your computer, slip the U-shaped pads under your bra, and cozy up as the pads get warm. The pads are meant to last about six months, and the whole set-up costs about $20. Fuck, the perfect present for the lady of your dreams.
I'm buying one for Kate!