Lots of comments pertaining to my “Shit hits fan at Draft/FCB” post of Thursday. Firstly in answer to Tom’s question of the pulling power of certain subjects… If I was one of those SEO douchenozzles, I would know that to attract more page views, every headline should read “Nude Paris Hilton delivers monster blow job.” Not being so crass, I avoid such base attempts to drive traffic. The one on this post was merely to demonstrate that fact. And yes Tom, you win the Neil French Golden Dildo Award for guessing that Howard Draft/Julie Roehm are big pullers. Adolf Hitler, nee Schicklgrüber mainly attracts people who want to see me hanging from a lamp-post. Tits and Ass, I leave to Steve and Angela over at AdRants… There are not enough hours in the day to come up with the volume of prurient content those guys do, and amazingly make it fucking relevant to advertising. Last, but not least, is the delectable Kate, who as you all know, has a thing for me. Unfortunately, Kypar, she has fuck all for you. But continue enjoying the pictures. Finally, a little horn tooting when it comes to readership. I average three and a half to five thousand page views a day. At times, when I have a hot news item which gets picked up, I have been as high as twelve thousand. But the most interesting statistic, according to Alexa, is that I have the highest “Average Time Spent on Site” of any marketing or advertising blog in the fucking universe. That includes the Mighty Seth Godin. He gets 2.1 minutes a day. AdWeek gets 2.4 minutes. AdAge gets 2.9 minutes… I get fucking 3.1 minutes… Which proves either my shit is more interesting than their shit, or I swear so much, it takes longer to understand what the fuck I’m saying!
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