In case you missed it, today’s AdAge breaks the world shattering news that Cannes Fuck Fest entries are down 20% and those prepared to cough up the big bucks to attend are down 40%… Who the fuck would have thought that in today’s economy? I will however bet that the usual cast of fucktard criminals from Draft/FCB, WPP, IPG, Omnicom, etc, will be there. Tag teaming it will be CP+B and Daddy, ‘cos they always meet at award shows, remember? No doubt Neil French will be ensconced up the hill in Saint Paul de Vence, smoking big cigars and slurping Bollinger. No doubt the midnight oil will burn along the Croisette as the advertati discuss the current state of the biz while knocking back twenty five dollar Mimosas. Wonder if Interpublic will rent the “Christina O” again? It can’t cost more than a days salary for Michael Roth!
Welcome aboard Mr Roth. Lunch is ready!