With the expected move of Ogilvy to their new premises over on the far West Side…. Any further West and they’d be in fucking New Jersey… This tidbit just in from one of my spies… A friend of mine is an engineer who's company is doing the work on the new Ogilvy building. When I saw him over the weekend and told him of the layoffs on Friday he wasn't surprised. He then proceeded to tell me that his company was asked to install WHITE NOISE MACHINES throughout the building so it doesn't sound like a ghost-town inside. He also said it's very, very costly to do that. Ha, fucking ha! WPP has also engaged the “Rent-a-Crowd” Corporation to provide services on the extremely rare occasion when a prospective client tours the building!
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