With the news today that Oracle is to acquire Sun we can look forward to even more unbelievably fucking terrible ads from Larry “The Shogun of Redwood Shores” Ellison. Yes, Sun’s advertising has been pretty shitty of late, but when it was handled by Anderson & Lembke (who?) in the eighties, they did some amazing shit… Does anyone have a copy of that great ad showing a guy swimming up the middle of a dry road? There must be some geriatric fucking A&L alumni out there with a copy. Anyway, one of the richest men in the word is not only an arrogant fucktard, he has zero taste when it comes to his advertising. Black and red type with a fucking chart with grease pencil checks showing his fucking software runs faster than Darth Vader's. All print, no TV… Although he did run a two minute spot in the Super Bowl years ago… It was shot in Cambodia and had motorcycle chases and shit blowing up. It ended with “The Red Chair of Knowledge!” Which no one, other than Japo-Freak Larry had any fucking idea what it meant. Rich douchenozzle. Yeah, I’m fucking jealous!
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